Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Clue Number One...

...that you're suffering from severe PMS?

Not crabbiness, because some might say that you suffer from that every day. I don't, and don't you say that I do or I'll scream and throw my computer through the window.

Not an increase in emotionality, because some others might say that you suffer from that every day, too. I don't, and don't you say that I do or I'll start to cry and lock myself in the bathroom for an hour.

No, the number one clue 'round here that there's some PMS going on is that I've consumed half of a block of break-apart chocolate chip cookie dough in the last 24 hours.
Which should do wonders for the bloating that is going to set in here in a few days.

Do you think they do voluntary hysterectomies? Because I really don't need my uterus anymore...

5 comments:

Natalie said...

Are you trying to tell me that eating half the cookie dough ISN'T normal??? I must have PMS a LOT.

Terri said...

LMAO!!! Oh my God....I did the same thing today. Pilsbury Cookie Dough is my friend!!!! I will feel like a beached whale in a day or so but it was so worth it!

curvaliscious said...

Oh see now I want some cookie dough... just sayin.

Heather the Mama Duk said...

Hmmm... I've been known to eat a whole block of that stuff just because.

Flea said...

Mmmm. Cookie dough ... I get super emotional, which is totally unlike me. Usually I'm just bubbly, not hyper-witch.

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