Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Shhhh...don't tell anyone...

I'm not an organic eater.
I don't purchase organic fruits and veggies, I don't buy hormone-free milk, I don't buy range free, grain fed chicken. I don't drink soy milk or make smoothies. I don't worry about whether or not the cow meat I'm eating has been pumped full of antibiotics. And I eat a lot of meat. I don't buy hemp shirts or all-natural cotton reusable feminine napkins. (Yes, they do exist!) When I clean, I use all kinds of chemicals, half of which I probably can't pronounce. I sweeten with processed sugar and I drink lots of caffeine.

And where did I go and get a job?

A health food store!

EEEK!

I wonder if they know they have an imposter in their midst?

2 comments:

Alison said...

ROFL girl!!

Flea said...

Oh what fun! That's near your house, right? I got a job as a substitute teacher. Not nearly as much fun. Hey, do they sell food loose? That I can buy by the pound?