"I exchanged the pencil sharpener today!"
Now, I ask you, how's THAT for a perfect example of SAHM-ness! I was actually EXCITED that I had done this monumental thing!!
Now, to my credit, I didn't actually SHARE that out loud with Ched...but, at the same time, it struck me as so absurd that I couldn't help but share the whole process with him, which made him laugh heartily into his baked potato. And, let me tell you, I love making that man laugh!